Welcome to the Carnivorous Zone

Welcome to the Carnivorous Zone is the first episode in the first season of The Bacon Chronicles. The episode first aired on October 19, 2015 on BaconNetwork at 6pm. The premiere was watched by 164,000 viewers. The episode was written and directed by BaconMahBoi.

Synopsis
Bacon finds a light in his locker, and he and his best friend Sausage end up in the Carnivorous Zone, a strange world found outside of our solar system, full of meat-eaters.

Full plot
The bus monitor chooses Bacon as usual to drive the bus. We cut to a flashback of Bacon driving the bus and he protests. The monitor then checks the rota which is just a piece of paper with a drawing of Bacon on it. We cut to an annoyed Bacon driving the bus for a few seconds causing lots of trouble, Bacon does not notice. TBA

Transcript

 * Narrator (as he says each place it appears): In an ordinary galaxy, in an ordinary solar system, in an ordinary line of planets, in an ordinary planet Earth, in an ordinary country, in a very not ordinary school.
 * (students get on the bus after school)
 * Bus Monitor: Okay, who's driving the bus today (looks at the rota) Bacon. (Bacon scowls)
 * (cut to a flashback of Bacon driving bus, flashback ends)
 * Bacon: But I did it last time... and the 782 times before that- can't you check the rota?
 * (monitor checks the rota, we see it on screen, it is just paper with a drawing of Bacon on it)
 * Bus Monitor: (after spending a while looking at it and making "mm-hmm" noises) Bacon.
 * Bacon: (annoyed grunt)
 * (cut to Bacon angrily driving the bus, not noticing the many things he causes)
 * (timecard reading "The Next Morning", cut to Bacon and many other students at the bus stop. Bus arrives and the bus monitor comes out)
 * Bus Monitor: Okay, let's check the rota again (looks at the rota) Bacon.
 * Bacon: (very annoyed grunt)
 * (cut to Bacon angrily driving the bus again, again causing trouble, before driving into the school. Students come out of the bus)
 * Bacon: Ugh, I wish Macaroni would stop choosing me to drive the bus.
 * Sausage: He hates you, man. Come on, was it that hard to see?
 * Bacon: Yeah, I know... but this is freakin' child abuse!
 * Sausage: True... Maybe you should phone Childline or somethin'.
 * Bacon: No... Macaroni would kill me!
 * (Bacon and Sausage enter class)
 * Teacher: Hello, boys.
 * Bacon and Sauage: Hi, Miss Boiled...
 * (Miss Boiled starts to write on the chalk board while Bacon tries to get a private message to Sausage, but the entire class read it)
 * TBA

Subtitle transcript
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 * (NARRATOR) In an ordinary galaxy, in an ordinary solar system,
 * in an ordinary line of planets, in an ordinary planet Earth,
 * in an ordinary country, England, in a very not ordinary school.
 * STUDENTS CHATTER
 * Okay, who's driving the bus today?
 * Bacon.
 * Urgh! Ach! Oop! Eee! 
 * Other noises to show that I am scared!
 * But I did it last time, and the 782 times before that!
 * Can't you check the rota?
 * Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm. Bacon.
 * BACON GRUNTS
 * CITIZENS SCREAM
 * SPLAT!
 * Okay, let's check the rota again.
 * Bacon.
 * BACON GRUNTS
 * CITIZENS SCREAM
 * MR. DOG SCREAMS
 * STUDENTS CHATTER
 * Ugh, I wish Macaroni would stop choosing me to drive the bus.
 * He hates you, man, was it that hard to see?
 * I know, but this is child abuse!
 * Maybe you could phone Childline or something.
 * No, Macaroni would kill me!
 * Hello, boys.
 * Hi, Miss Boiled.
 * STUDENTS CHATTER AND LAUGH
 * TBA

Cenorship

 * In every country except the UK, the line "This is freakin' child abuse!" is changed to "This is flippin' torture!".
 * The line "Down to Hell we go" was changed to "Down to this place we go" in a few countries.