Bus Monitor Macaroni

''"Now, who's driving the bus today? Bacon." - Bus Monitor Macaroni in Welcome to the Carnivorous Zone''

Bus Monitor Macaroni is a minor character in The Bacon Chronicles. He is the short-tempered bus monitor for AnthomorphicFoodPlaceTopiaSchoolThing's bus. Every day he chooses Bacon to drive the bus, as he hates him and is the only person on his driving rota.

Appearance
He is a light yellow peice of macaroni with some cheese oozing out of his holes, along with his legs coming out. He wears a blue cap reading "BUS MONITOR" in white lettering.

Personality
BMM is generally a short-tempered man, showing hatred to every child, especially Bacon.