The angry lollipop man is a minor character in The Bacon Chronicles. He is a lollipop with a very short temper who serves as a lollipop man in AnthomorphicFoodPlaceTopia, on a road near AnthomorphicFoodPlaceTopiaSchoolThing. Ironically, he very clearly hates his job, and children.


ALM's head (the lollipop part) is a large, flat sphere. It is coloured a dark red-pink colour, the same as Bacon. His eyes are black and he has bushy eyebrows. He has a white stick and white arms.


ALM has a very short temper, especially with children (very ironic as the road he helps people cross is outside the school). He has a hatred for his job, and enjoys watching dramatic movies.