"Now, who's driving the bus today? Bacon." - Bus Monitor Macaroni in Welcome to the Carnivorous Zone

Bus Monitor Macaroni is a minor character in The Bacon Chronicles. He is the short-tempered bus monitor for AnthomorphicFoodPlaceTopiaSchoolThing's bus. Every day he chooses Bacon to drive the bus, as he hates him and is the only person on his driving rota.


He is a light yellow peice of macaroni with some cheese oozing out of his holes, along with his legs coming out. He wears a blue cap reading "BUS MONITOR" in white lettering.


BMM is generally a short-tempered man, showing hatred to every child, especially Bacon.